Conclusion: pick De Pijp (food + value) or Jordaan (canal-house charm). ① Jordaan: 17th-century canal houses, quiet courtyards, village feel, €130–220/night — book 10 weeks ahead for summer. ② De Pijp: the best food scene and younger energy near the Albert Cuyp market, €90–160/night — the most practical first-timer choice. ③ Oud-West: family-friendly, next to Vondelpark, €80–150/night, 15–20% cheaper than the Museum Quarter. ④ Noord: the cheapest at €60–120/night, with a free 4-minute ferry to Centraal Station and prices 20–30% below Jordaan. ⑤ Museum Quarter: culture-first at €150–250/night. ⑥ Budget: guesthouses €60–80/night; luxury canal hotels €400–700/night. ⑦ Avoid the Centraal Station–Dam Square corridor — it's 25–30% overpriced and loud until 2am.